Wednesday, June 14, 2006

"Summertime, and the living's easy"

Today I had a meeting with [Hours], [ASSociate] and our other Associate. It lasted 3 hours. During which, [Hours]:

  1. Made/Took 9 phone calls. At one point he was on his cell and his desk phone at the same time. One of his phone calls was to his wife on speakerphone to prove his family wasn't doing anything for him on Father's Day.
  2. Told us a story that somehow related Tommy Chong to '70's porno...The details are fuzzy.
  3. Told us "forbidden" stories about 2 partners.
  4. Checked his e-mail twice...He hates e-mail
  5. Checked his calendar 4 times.
  6. Encouraged [ASSociate], who is 28, to hook up with a 19 year old-who is suing us.
  7. Told us 4 stories about fights he and his friends got in during their "Disco" days. Also told us about the time one of his friends "poopedy his pants a little" when he thought he "just farted" at a disco.
  8. Told us what the cool places to hang out used to be. Including a bar that used to have a 2 way mirror so that the patrons could see the owner screwing random girls from the bar.
  9. Harassed us for not inviting him to a party we had this weekend. At which time [ASSociate] chimed in that he wasn't invited either-go figure.
  10. Invited us all to lunch tomorrow.

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