Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Dear Sir,

Just driving a Black H3 with extra chrome communicates "I think I'm more important than you are, but really I'm just a self indulgent douche."


Was just overkill.

Hugs and Kisses,
Elle Woods

P.S.-Not exactly sure why you're a member of a sorority for black women as you were clearly neither a woman or black.

P.P.S.-Going to Michigan State is not something I'd advertise.


First Year said...

Thank you for the laugh :)

License plate I saw driving to school on a Mercedes convertible (driven by a fat, balding man) "CommLaw". Congrads buddy :)

Elle Woods said...

Yeah I also saw a U of M license that said "Law 69" and while graduating from U of M is actually something to brag about, being a lawyer is not something to broadcast on your license plate.

We all know cops hate lawyers.

dicta said...

maybe he's not really a lawyer but just likes to 69 the law? you never know, there are a lot of sickos out there.

Megz said...

Aww, mean to make fun of MSU!! Although I wouldn't get the license plate, since it basically advertises to the cops that you are probably drunk.

Sarah said...

There's a guy that drives around my hometown with a licence plate that says LITIG8R.

Unsurprisingly, he's a real prick.

Elle Woods said...

I don't even know why MSU qualifies for the "school" plate program. Clearly it's just a giant drunk tank.

LawStudentGuyPerson said...

Holy Shit maybe you saw Jeffrey Feiger!

(is that his name? it's been a while since I was a Michigander)

Elle Woods said...

It's Geoffrey, but close.