Once again my family proves it's bizarre...
Grandpa: I went and looked at a Thai restaurant today, I was thinking of buying it. The owner had the hots for me.
Grandpa: Yeah, so I told her about my friend Jeff who is married to an asian. He says you haven't screwed until you've screwed an asian...She said "I show you."
Me: Yeah umm, I have some school work to do.