Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Recent Conversation at a Bar

Friend 1: You haven't had sex with him yet?
Friend 2: Nope.
Friend 1: How long have you been dating?
Friend 2: A year, give or take.
Friend 1: Seriously? That long?
Friend 2: We do other stuff, and I just think it'll be a waste of my time.
Friend 1: Why?
Friend 2: [Holds up fingers about 2 inches apart].
Friend 1: It cannot be that small.
Friend 2: Ohh. But it is. It would seriously be a waste of my time.
Friend 1: Did you ever think that maybe it starts vibrating?
Friend 2: No, the thought that he is a machine had not crossed my mind.
Friend 1: Well, you never know.


Life, the universe, and law school said...

I'm often taken aback by the volume that women will speak at in public when talking about such personal things.

Last Friday I was at a bar and heard two women beside me LOUDLY discussing a yeast infection one "just could not get rid of."

Ew. Decorum ladies, decorum.

paragon2pieces said...

wow... just burst out laughing in the law library.