I Would Do Anything For Love, But I Won't Do That

Uncle Krack-Head made an appearance tonight with his new Girlfriend. I'll spare you the details about her 4 and 1/2 year old twins running laps around the house and just jump right to what may be the funniest thing my grandma has ever done.

To say my Uncle and his Girlfriend are smitten with each other is a staggering understatement. They're acting like teenagers. They disappeared at one point so my grandma and I went looking for them. We found them making out in the bathroom.

My grandma grabbed the spray bottle full of water from the bathroom counter, sprayed them and yelled; "Stop that kissing!"

I almost peed my pants laughing.